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Mateo Festool Caption Contest

I have been knocking some “honey-do” items off the list lately and as a result, my Festool CT33 and Boom Arm is sitting in our front hallway. This morning, I was carrying Mateo on our way outside for a little morning nature walk and he suddenly became fascinated by the Festool hose. I quickly grabbed my camera and got this picture of Mateo’s first Festool experience. I immediately thought of a few funny captions on my own, but decided it would be a heck of a lot more fun if I opened this up as a caption contest. Our favorite caption will receive a 1 Year Guild Membership!

As for the rules, keep it short and keep it clean. This is my kid we’re talking about here! :) The winner will be selected at the end of July.

Update!

Good news! Festool is adding to the prize package with their new Festool Surfix Applicator Set. Tackle your natural oil finishing tasks in just a few simple steps, and with significantly less mess!

Comments

  1. Jim V September 15, 2012

    Say hello to my little friend!!

  2. Hawkeye1434 July 31, 2012

    Hey dad you think this cool you should see what I have waiting for you in my diaper!

  3. Hawkeye1434 July 31, 2012

    Where does he get those wonderful toys!

  4. Nice to meet you! You and I will solve many dusty dilemas together.

  5. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhbaby—Festool

  6. Juan Garcia July 24, 2012

    I wonder if I can use this to swing over to the living room!

  7. Bart July 23, 2012

    Festool….it’s how I roll!

  8. Dane Christensen July 22, 2012

    Daddy, where do furnitures come from?

    Yo pop, when can I get my systainers license?

  9. Dane Christensen July 22, 2012

    Daddy, what do you mean by “Ribbed for his woodworking pleasure?”

  10. Justin van dyke July 21, 2012

    This is way better than the other toys they bought me.

  11. Jeff Merrill July 20, 2012

    Daddy says this tool really sucks, sooooo, why does he keep it here in the house?

  12. Steve Hough July 20, 2012

    Or:
    “I don’t care what mommy says we need MORE FESTOOL,even if I have to take a cut in my allowance for awhile.I won’t tell I pwomise”.

  13. Steve Hough July 20, 2012

    Hey dad,this beats tin cans and string any day.

  14. Pinto July 17, 2012

    Is THIS why Daddy calls my crib the Spagnuolo Systainer?

  15. Bobby July 16, 2012

    First thought I had when seeing the photo… The Festool is strong with this one….

    Star Wars quote modified.

  16. Steven NZ July 16, 2012

    A Wood Whisperer gains power through understanding and a Festool gains understanding through power.

    Reworded Star Wars quote.

  17. Schwartz The Younger July 15, 2012

    “An’u belore delen’na”

  18. Schwartz The Younger July 15, 2012

    “I don’t care what daddy says…this is so going in my toy box.”

  19. Schwartz The Younger July 15, 2012

    “I wonder if this will flush down the toilet too?”

  20. Schwartz The Younger July 15, 2012

    “You know dad, with a few modification I could get 10x more power out of this thing. Hargh hargh hargh hargh hargh!!!”

    (That’s my best guess as how to spell the Tim “the Tool Man” Taylor grunt.)

  21. Andrew July 15, 2012

    Mateo, filming a review of the latest addition to the “My First Festool” line, the CT Nano.

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